If there some magically way to change everything you’ve done in your life, would you do it?
I-I-I mean, OF COURSE YOU’D DO IT, TRIXIE! YOU’RE A BRACEFACE DIAPER BABY!
…SHUT UP! YOU’RE JUST PRETENDING NOT TO HAVE BRACES ANYMORE!
A Word from The Mod
This all started with a simple joke: What if when Fluttershy learned to be assertive, she also became a cyberbully?
I’ve seen quite a few blogs come and go, but one year, 500 posts, and 600+ followers later, this thing is still around and has even created its own ever-expanding universe. I’m more than a little Powder Fluffed surprised it’s lasted this long and grown so much.
Thanks all you followers, the MLP Vector Club at DeviantART, whoever created the ABC Original Movie Cyberbully, and special thanks to Dante, who’s making today’s livestream event possible.
Here’s hoping for another year of Fluttershy using the same insults over and over again!
Ask Cyberbully Fluttershy is one year old! This Saturday at 4pm PST/7pm EST, we’ll be showing “Putting Your Hoof Down”, “One Bad Apple”, and the movie that started it all, “Cyberbully”!
…Oh, and Trixie will miss this because she’ll be getting her braces removed or something.
…Fluthherthhy?
Um, well, I hathhe a thhery important announthhement to make, thho be thhure to check back thhery thhoon, ethherypony!
Why thhould I! The Kawaii and Dethhuu Trixthhie have to thhettle for one awethhom food at a time! Mix em bothhh togethher I Thhay!!
Hey, everypony! Remember when Trixie was fat and stupid and incredibly ugly?
OH WAIT! NOTHING’S CHANGED! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, enough of this. I have important work to do.
Hehehe
THE KAWAII AND DETHHU TRIXTHHIE HERE!
Gothh, it’thh thho long ago thhat me and Flutthherthhy hated each other, huh? Thho long, in fact, thhat…well, you’ll-
SHUT UP, YOU FAT RETARDED BABY! NOPONY CAN UNDERSTAND YOU! NOW GET OFF MY COMPUTER! I HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO!
Powder Fluff is looking much slimmer lately and her personality has suddenly become much more pleasant.
APRIL FOOLS!
Gee, Fluttershy sure isn’t a big stupid crybaby anymore.
APRIL FOOLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!
You’re a pegasus pony and not a whale.
APRIL FOOLS!
You didn’t cry yourself to sleep at summer flight camp for a whole week.
APRIL FOOLS!
You’re eating cake as you wrote that.
APRIL FOOLS!
