Or not. Whatever.
Everything Explained, Part 4
I’m sorry to interrupt the story, everypony, but there’s a serious issue that I feel must be address.
The real Fluttershy is not a cyberbully. She’s a very kind, very sweet, very loving pony who was only mean those two times. It is unacceptable that a character who is seen as a role model to millions has been portrayed as a cyberbully because this would never happen on the show.
Cyberbullying is illegal in 17 states, yet there is an epidemic because this single blog glamorizes it. Cyberbullying is not “funny”, or “cool”, or “arousing”. It regularly drives millions of people each day to attempt suicide and quit their jobs. One such famous example was Phil Fish, who was forced to quit his successful career as a game developer because of such abuse.
Cyberbullying hacks the brain chips implanted by the NWO- who are controlled by twelve Jew bankers who operate from a golden space station- whenever you go to the denist.
Um, can I have a word with my mod, please?
I thought we were going to actually address cyberbullying, but in my script, you quickly go off on an increasingly incoherent rant about Anita Sarkeesian and George W. Bush and…then there’s something about how you hate Safeway Club Cards…and is this part written in Navajo? And right here, I…I don’t really feel comfortable saying that part outloud…I’m fairly certain humans consider that word a racial slur…
Okay, I’m sorry, everypony. I thought I was going to address an important issue here, but it seems a lunatic just wanted to use me as a mouthpiece. We’ll return to the story shortly.